Dec 26 2008
“NUCLEAR POWER”
MANU WAS SITTING COMFORTABLY READING HIS BOOK INSIDE THE FLIGHT. A STRANGER CAME AND SAT BESIDE HIS SEAT. HE TURNED TO MANU AND SAID,”HELLO… MYSELF RIYAZ, ITS VERY BORING SITTING SIMPLY INSIDE THE FLIGHT FOR LONG HOURS. I HAVE HEARD THAT FLIGHT WILL GO QUICKER IF YOU STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PASSENGER”
MANU CLOSED HIS BOOK AND ASKED HIM,”OK. WHAT YOU WANT TO DISCUSS ?”RIYAZ REPLIED,”HOW ABOUT NUCLEAR POWER ?” MANU SAID,”OK, BEFORE THAT LET ME ASK A QUESTION. A HORSE, A COW AND A DEER ALL EAT GRASS. DEER EXCRETES LITTLE PALLET, COW TURNS OUT A FLAT PATTY, AND A HORSE PRODUCES CLUMPS OF DRIED GRASS, WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS?”
RIYAZ SAID,”OOPZ..!!! I AM SORRY I DON’T KNOW.”
MANU REPLIED,”WELL, HOW IS IT THAT YOU FEEL QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS NUCLEAR POWER WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT???? “
