LaUGH…UnLimIted….

FoRgeT…yOuR..SoRR0ws….LaUGH…UnLimIted….

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Dec 23 2008

“OH SHITT….”

Published by vivas007 at 6:20 am under JOKES Edit This

                THERE WERE THREE FRIENDS IN A VILLAGE. ONCE THEY WENT TO TOWN TO SEE THE PLACES. WHEN THEY REACHED THE TOWN, THEY FELT VERY TIRED AND DECIDED TO TAKE REST. THEY WENT TO NEARBY HOTEL AND TOOK A ROOM FOR RENT AND WENT TO SLEEP. AFTER FEW MINUTES ONE OF THEM JUMPED ON TO THE BED WHERE THERE FRIENDS WERE SLEEPING AND YELLED.”HEYYY.. THERE IS A POOL OUTSIDE THE HOTEL ROOM… AND IF YOU DIVE FROM THERE YELLING OUT YOUR WISH, IT WILL BE FULLFILLED”

 

                           ALL OF THEM GOT EXCITED AND DECIDED TO GIVE A TRY.

 

                  FIRST GUY IS A VEGETARIAN HE JUMPED SAYING, “BANANAAAS

AND LANDS IN A POOL OF BANANAS.

 

                 SECOND GUY  IS A MONEY HUNGRY PERSON, HE YELLED OUT “MONEYYYYY”

 AND LANDS IN A PILE OF MONEY.

 

                THIRD GUY JUMPS, WHEN A BIRD SHITS ON HIS HEAD AND HE YELLS OUT…

 

“OHHH…SHITTTTT…”

 

               


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